mating calls

LADDIIIESSSSS..MY MERCEDESSSS...

the wise tracy morgan talks about his patented "mating call" in the video below. and I just think its so fascinating how he devises this amazing call to action. he breaks down his weakness of having "a loaf of bread" instead of "biscuits", and turns it into a strength by beckoning young femalions to "eat". genius...pure genius. i really think we do need more positive role models and examples such as tracy (and myself). young men need idols like us so they can hone their skills and be the best they can be on the playing field.



but while tracy and I might be masters of the mating call, we're always open to learning new things. so my question for you is: what are some original and creative "mating calls"?