mating calls
LADDIIIESSSSS..MY MERCEDESSSS...
the wise tracy morgan talks about his patented "mating call" in the video below. and I just think its so fascinating how he devises this amazing call to action. he breaks down his weakness of having "a loaf of bread" instead of "biscuits", and turns it into a strength by beckoning young femalions to "eat". genius...pure genius. i really think we do need more positive role models and examples such as tracy (and myself). young men need idols like us so they can hone their skills and be the best they can be on the playing field.
but while tracy and I might be masters of the mating call, we're always open to learning new things. so my question for you is: what are some original and creative "mating calls"?
3 comments:
basically, i believe that dancing is the most appropriate mating call. By my estimation what we just saw was belly dancing done by a black amputee from the Vietnam war. how original...eat shit Tracy...Let me tell you how to get down. Salsa done by a colombian punk from an all white suburb. Single ladies I want to hear ya!
"Scott Hazelton, nice to meet you" has always had the best results for me... Especially with the 18-21 year old blonde, female demographic.
When going for the females it's all about being the alpha male. So I've actually been perfecting my T-Rex roar like in Jurassic Park. Scares the sh*t out of 'em at first, but after the initial shock wears off and their hearing comes back, they usually melt in my arms.
-Cheeeeez
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