mother nature is the typical woman

this past Sunday I went with some friends out to a hip-hop music festival called Rock the Bells. for those of you who live in nyc, for the past week it's been forecasted to rain everyday and it never did....until Sunday. it rained...and it rained a lot. so the entire afternoon I was out in the cold ass rain pumping my fist in the air like a complete idiot...



pharoahe monch performing "simon says"



rahzel performing during an interlude


doesn't matter...breakers break in rain or shine and on cardboard or concrete


me and henry fist pumping hip-hop style


talib kweli performing "move something"


mud wrestlin...unfortunately it was just dudes...



so the point of this post is not just to talk about how awesome the show was...but to talk about how freakin unpredictable the mother nature is!! I mean I brought my umbrella to work like 2 days in a row and it never rained. even the dedicated professionals via weather.com predicted thunderstorms 2 days in a row...and they were completely wrong. I mean if mother nature is going to show all the signs of a massive down pour, at least bring it damnit!!

its just so typical of women. they say all this jive, then when it comes to actual behavior...they're often times unpredictable and just down right frustratingly erratic. and just when you say "f-it" and go into things without an umbrella or some type of protective shielding device...it wrecks shop like hurricane katrina (it's no coincidence that one of the most devastating hurricanes in US history is named after a female!!) they even have "trained professionals" (aka therapists) to help you deal with the unpredictablability of the femalion species, but the hard reality is that you just never know!!!

so my question is: why are women so unpredictable?!

the goal of life

ok...so i just remembered last night I was watching Dave Chapelle's famous standup performance "killing them softly", and he makes a hilarious joke about how women and men have totally different purposes in life.

a woman's goal in life = materials

a man's goal in life = women

so how do men attract women? through materials. a man buys a nice car so that he can give hot women rides in it. material possessions are like bait. "gotcha bitch"! he jokes that if a man could $@#* a woman in a card-board box, he'd do it! i know these are extreme examples but to a certain degree I gotta agree with the dude. i'm not saying that is true in every situation. I actually hope women can love men for more than what they buy or wear, and that men don't have to base all of their behavior on the hunt for a female. but at the same time, you gotta admit that we are all guilty at one point in our lives of baiting some women through materials or $$$.

so that leads me to my question:

what's the best bait for a woman????