Guest Post: Vern - online social NOTworking

***note: to regular readers this post does not include references to asians, shoes, game, or dlo. please don't be alarmed.

myspace is fortunate enough to call 29,000 of its members actual registered sex offenders. add to that the visual vomit that is it's layout and the nauseating handles people use (**%%Verniscool%%**) and you've got one big hot mess of a social networking site. at the other end, facebook on has a alternately minimalist and user-friendly interface but only slightly less sex offenders (mostly frat boys).

you're either on one or the other, so my question:

what do you use to waste time and connect with people and/or stalk your exes, and why?
a. myspace
b. facebook
c. i hate the internet