the goal of life

ok...so i just remembered last night I was watching Dave Chapelle's famous standup performance "killing them softly", and he makes a hilarious joke about how women and men have totally different purposes in life.

a woman's goal in life = materials

a man's goal in life = women

so how do men attract women? through materials. a man buys a nice car so that he can give hot women rides in it. material possessions are like bait. "gotcha bitch"! he jokes that if a man could $@#* a woman in a card-board box, he'd do it! i know these are extreme examples but to a certain degree I gotta agree with the dude. i'm not saying that is true in every situation. I actually hope women can love men for more than what they buy or wear, and that men don't have to base all of their behavior on the hunt for a female. but at the same time, you gotta admit that we are all guilty at one point in our lives of baiting some women through materials or $$$.

so that leads me to my question:

what's the best bait for a woman????