jason b. vs jackie c.
"Hapless martial arts hero Jackie Chan knocked amnesiac assassin Jason Bourne out of the top spot at the box office this weekend." - Reuters
I was surprisingly shocked to read that this past weekend, the crazy-kickin-chinaman beat out the whoop-anybodys-ass-whiteman in the box office. go china! sorry...gotta represent the motherland.
which reminds me. for those of you who didn't realize it, the name "d-Lo" was not a blatant attempt at associating myself with "j-lo" and her fine self. in fact, this outstanding nickname is derived from the initial of my english first name + my Chinese last name. yes i know...extremely clever and smart...I'm asian...I can't help it. in fact, now that I think about it, I might have all the "goods" to become the next asian all-star. I can't do a back flip and kick anybody, but I look damn sexy, I obviously have style, I obviously have mad "game", I obviously can blog well, I am genetically predisposed to being a genius (because I'm asian), I'm tall (for an asian), and I was born in Hollywood. enough said.
but lets not talk about me, lets talk about jackie versus jason. who would win in a fist fight...the martial artist or the amnesiac assassin?
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Alright...let's be honest here.
Jason Bourne vs. Jackie Chan?
Winner: Jackie Chan, hands down?
Why, you ask?
Jackie Chan: 53 years old...doing all his own stunts, a catalog of movies as long as his catalog of injuries, knowledge of 15 different styles of martial arts, chimpanzee-like abilities with moves like iron monkey and the attitude of a GORILLA.
Jason Bourne: CIA agent with memory loss and weapon knowledge.
In a straight fist fight, Jackie Chan. Even with guns involved...if he gets close to him, Jackie wins.
Son, Jackie is it, dude.
- AMS (NERD KING!!)
Objection:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM
I rest my case.
Wasn't there another question asking about Jason Bourne? And he loses again. Matt frickin' Damon plays Jason Bourne...I mean, come on, we saw him in Team America - all he can say is his own name..."Maaaatt Daaaamonnn"
-Cheeeeez
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