timing is everything
so I just found out that a good friend of mine recently broke up with his girl. he's such a solid dude and they were great together, but timing wasn't right. the two are just at different stages in their life right now, and no matter how much they got along, it just wasn't a healthy relationship for either of them. but it's not an easy thing to accept, because if there is one thing in a relationship you can't influence or change just a tad bit, it's timing. you can't turn the clocks backwards or forwards. you can change locations, you can change careers, you can change appearances, but you can't change time. wow i sound so deep and wise. the lesson learned: be patient young grasshoppers.
so now my friend is single again in probably one of the greatest cities for young single men. time for some good ol dennis rodman rebound action.
so my question is: what's some good rebound action?
9 comments:
good rebound action? now you're speaking my lang!
so i would suggest anything that involves the following objects:
- lube
- several 'doms
- an alley or public bathroom or friends closet
- A/C (it's summer time)
- either hot chic but likes it rough and is open to flexible suggestions or fat/ugly chic who'll blow him like a Tijuana hooker and make him forget his name
- NO NEW GIRLFRIENDS! I cannot stress this enough. DO NOT get involved in a serious or semi-serious situation. Being single = the best of everything that is fun!
don't rebound, just re-brand.
Ivy - you are the classiest girl I know.
Fucking someone. That's some good rebound action.
Ten bonus points if they're so drunk they can barely walk.
Scott Hazelton.
Don't forget, it's summer break right now. The city is rife with fake IDs and barely-legal hotties. Seize it.
aww gee whiz. i'm flattered to have a post dedcated to my current steelo. i need to get this rebound game going. answers here would be much appreciated. i'll let you know how it works out.
and by the way, anal fisting is sooo 2006.
I say it's all about looking across the dancefloor at that little biddy with the little heels on, sporting perfectly unkempt hair, talking about parisian electro that you have always seen around but never talked to...The fruit is forbidden no more...get it!
Bonus points if in a bathroom or photobooth.
Holla!
Scott Hazleton! Hilarious.
i guess if you look earnestly at it, you could say that all of rebounding is good.
i do think going after the opposite of your ex is key: go from blonde to brunette, n'assatall to a badunkadunk, quiet to loud, french to italian, and if she was lacking throw some D's on that bitch!
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